i for one welcome our new dandelion toad king
Me too. He looks like he knows what’s going on.
I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world
when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in water?
THAT’S CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR YOU IGNORANT SLUT
if you didn’t ship Mary Poppins/Bert as a child we can never be friends
I AM BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND HUMAN ETIQUETTE.
DEMONSTRATE TO ME MORE OF YOUR “SCIENCE FICTION.” I FIND IT EDUCATIONAL.
some people are so cute wow i just want to sit with them and eat chicken wings and do rated r activities with them
like violently murder them
god, EVERY YEAR one of the local churches puts up a big sign that says “HE IS RISEN”, and EVERY YEAR whenever I see it I just think “OH HE IS, IS HE??? WELL IF HE IS RISEN THEN HE WILL NOT BE ALLOWED AT MY SEDER, LEAVENED MESSIAHS ARE NOT KOSHER FOR PASSOVER!!!”
I also post about this on my blog every year but
IT’S OBJECTIVELY HILARIOUS
Can’t. Breathe. Laughing. Too. Hard.
okay so we found flash drive at school and it was my duty to see what was on it
and i plug it in and i come face to face with something that could possibly change our understanding of united states history forever
and of course i click it
who wouldn’t want to know who really killed jfk?
someone stupid, that’s who
it opens and……..