i for one welcome our new dandelion toad king
Me too. He looks like he knows what’s going on.
(Source: hatsandanimals, via lightspeedsound)
Unless I specifically state that I created an image or gif know that I got it off the web and probably can't remember where it's from so I sadly can't source it. White, male, middle-class, able-bodied privilege. Also, I'm on the Twitter @bloomsburywit.
Quotes Like Virginia Woolf? I do. My writing blog (Wordpress) Ask me about things (Like Sumerian poetry) Submit to my will, puny humans!
Quotes Like Virginia Woolf? I do. My writing blog (Wordpress) Ask me about things (Like Sumerian poetry) Submit to my will, puny humans!
March 31, 2013
March 31, 2013
March 30, 2013
I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world
me too!
when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in water?
THAT’S CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR YOU IGNORANT SLUT
(Source: fydisneymisfits, via hamiltonlincoln)
March 30, 2013
if you didn’t ship Mary Poppins/Bert as a child we can never be friends
March 30, 2013
I AM BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND HUMAN ETIQUETTE.
DEMONSTRATE TO ME MORE OF YOUR “SCIENCE FICTION.” I FIND IT EDUCATIONAL.
(Source: thisyearsgirls, via radioactivesoup)
March 29, 2013
some people are so cute wow i just want to sit with them and eat chicken wings and do rated r activities with them
like violently murder them
(via mrtwentington)
March 29, 2013
I’m
- top ☐
- bottom ☐
- versatile ☐
- just bein’ miley ☑
(via mrtwentington)
March 29, 2013
god, EVERY YEAR one of the local churches puts up a big sign that says “HE IS RISEN”, and EVERY YEAR whenever I see it I just think “OH HE IS, IS HE??? WELL IF HE IS RISEN THEN HE WILL NOT BE ALLOWED AT MY SEDER, LEAVENED MESSIAHS ARE NOT KOSHER FOR PASSOVER!!!”
I also post about this on my blog every year but
that’s okay
because
IT’S OBJECTIVELY HILARIOUS
EVERY
YEAR
Can’t. Breathe. Laughing. Too. Hard.
(via cicerothewriter)
March 29, 2013
okay so we found flash drive at school and it was my duty to see what was on it
and i plug it in and i come face to face with something that could possibly change our understanding of united states history forever
and of course i click it
who wouldn’t want to know who really killed jfk?
someone stupid, that’s whoit opens and……..
shit
(Source: flowerkrown, via cicerothewriter)
